People tell me I'm smart. Well, if I'm so brilliant, how did I manage to insult Jared (The Bonebreaker) Beck right to his face? Even the great Tora Khan doesn't seem to know how to get me out of this mess. I might have made my last mistake. I can see it now: Here lies Ned Wyatt Herts: He almost became the next big name in geek culture. He almost got to test for his yellow belt in martial arts. And he might have even gotten to hold a girl's hand one day if only he had not stuck his big ol' foot straight into his mouth What do fish, dolphin pods, and soldiers have to do with my latest adventure? Let's summon a bit of bushido and find out