What is stealth investing? Who is Shmengey Mignone? Does a breathalyzer work for someone with only one lung? What is an ass-dentist? What is the perfect job for someone with no sense of smell? Where is the little old lady from unit #B? These secrets and others are finally revealed for the very first time anywhere in this epic tale of dreams come true and ambitions gone awry, a story so candid and so shocking, that it literally blows the lid off the apartment business. Slumlords is the story of Steve Schafer, an ambitious young man in his early thirties, who unwittingly becomes the "front-man" for a powerful group of investors from Beverly Hills.