Certifiably psychotic guides, angry knife wielding natives, feces chucking primates, hallucinogenic drugs, Hemingway's incensed niece, and breakaway jungle toilets are just a few of the trials and tribulations author Gayne C. Young faced during his first few years as an outdoor writer. Join this natural born - and, yes albeit hard to believe, professionally trained - raconteur as he travels the Texas swamps and brush country, African veld, rainforests of Papua New Guinea, and the Yucatan Jungle in search of adventure, excitement, and his next beer."