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When Clowns Attack de Chuck Sambuchino

When Clowns Attack

Autor Chuck Sambuchino
en Limba Engleză Hardback – 6 sep 2017
From instructions on how to defeat a clown in close combat and tips for spotting the plainclothes clown, to tutorials for fully clown-proofing your home against these painted and bewigged warriors, Chuck Sambuchino delves into the terrifying clown underworld to teach you what to do when clowns attack...
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ISBN-13: 9781785036293
ISBN-10: 1785036297
Pagini: 136
Dimensiuni: 207 x 140 x 15 mm
Greutate: 0.36 kg
Editura: Ebury Publishing

Notă biografică

CHUCK SAMBUCHINO works for Writer’s Digest and edits both the Guide to Literary Agents and the Children’s Writer’s & Illustrator’s Market. His first book, How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack, was optioned for film by Sony. Naturally, he hates clowns, and lives in a heavily fortified residence in the Midwest to avoid them. Besides that, he is a freelance editor, cover band guitarist, retro gamer, and owner of a flabby-yet-lovable dog. Connect with him at chucksambuchino.com or @chucksambuchino on Twitter.

Cuprins

INTRODUCTION 1
1: ASSESS
Why Clowns Frighten People 6
The Mental Instability of Clowns 15
2: ANALYZE
Types of Clowns 29
The Party Clown 29
The Circus Clown 30
The Street Clown 32
The Tramp or Hobo 33
The Dunking Booth Clown 34
The Cirque de Soleil “Clown” 35
Clown Anatomy 41
Hat 41
Wig 43
Face Paint 44
Nose 47
Shoes 47
Oversized Pants 50
Clown Communication & Lingo 53


3: DEFEND
Bozo Hotspots 61
Targets for Attack 65
When Clowns Attack 73
Clown Weapons (Their Arsenal) 74
Clown Assault Tactics 83
How to Defeat a Clown 87
Clown Gangs 95
How to Escape a Clown Posse 99
4: PROTECT
Spotting the Plainclothes Clown 106
Signs that Clowns Are Nearby 115
Protect Your Home 119
Conclusion 127
Acknowledgments 128
Photo Credits 129