Tristan Cage is convinced he is cursed. The world of relationships, both intimate and otherwise, are a mystery to him. Time and time again his attempts at happiness are foiled by god, fate, or wardrobe malfunctions. To Tristan, women are world's greatest mystery, and one he intends to solve. The only problem is, Tristan has an aptitude for breaking hearts, especially his own.As Tristan tackles the roller coaster of life, he is faced with challenges familiar to us all. Join him on his quest to establish his own identity, become a good man, win the girl of his dreams, and figure out the meaning of three very important words...