A whirlwind adult adventure through a cosmos populated with double-dealing aliens, gorgeous girls, who are never what they seem and technology gone wrong. There are laughs, tragedies, loves, ales and naughty bits. Tom wakes after an accident to find he has mislaid a load of years, his body and a whole universe. In search of his lost love, he becomes the universal commuter, travelling at will between universes. He sees what has happened after a Second World War that went on rather too long and Scotland became independent, finds out what became of Atlantis, and has to perform daily duties in a stud farm. A liberation force from the US, spoiling to try out some new kit, joins the fray and very nearly causes total annihilation, saved only by Tom and a bit of help from the Star of Time. One of the problems with hopping between universes is that there is a chance you can meet yourself. That can't happen of course, and so it does, exactly at the point where the whole fabric of space and time collapses.