The Last Resort - An elderly woman, Maggie, facing a painful death from cancer, anonymously hires a hit man to track her down at an island resort and kill her. A hero on verge of a nervous breakdown comes to the same resort. In this homage to old-fashioned "closed-door" mysteries, where people die but no one can contact the police, the hit man-through a comedy of believable errors-kills just about everyone in one delicious scene after another except for Maggie.