The nation's favorite TV celebrity ferret goes missing in the sewers of London and is surely dead. A people torn by Brexit unite in hope yet prepare for grief. The UK government accuses Russia of involvement when they offer an orphaned bear cub as a replacement. A politically correct Oxford educated cop and a mature ex web cam girl and veggie porn specialist team up to lead the police response. Could love be born over an open drain? Could Frankie be alive? Could a billionaire, a hot air balloon, a pop star, and a staring messianic child, bring happiness back to a population in despair? And what if the big plans were to fail? What if there were a cover up? A totally outrageous satire. A dark British comedy combined with a romantic love story. Irreverent and cynical. An exposé of the mad media-cult whirl in which we live, where news, fake news and spin are the encrypted currencies of coercion. Do not read if you are easily offended. Contains foul and improper language and politically incorrect views. No ferrets or vegans were harmed in the writing of this book.