Introducing Clive Stone... Hapless Clive was happy in his life until he met Sarah Kirby-Burgess and they seduced each other... Now, poor Clive's lost his job - and he's having to struggle in a crazy world of prejudice and jobsearch... Please have paper, envelopes, printer ink, and a pleasing telephone manner - and expect to drop everything at a moment's notice, oh, and you will get wet... And spare a thought for the now pregnant Sarah, insecure in a long term relationship with 'Jase' her long term partner, and having to cope with Clive's dad: Dan, who's convinced "she stole Clive's innocence." It's not surprising that manic bosses, blinkered businessmen, sword-yielding maniacs, and inappropriate flirtations are conspiring to topple the House of Stone... Please wipe your feet and remove unsightly clothes pegs, take a deep breath - you won't regret it... Well, Sarah might...