The British are the Jews; the cord from which all life stems. They are the sparks of energy that fuel history. They generate time, and lead us toward one inevitable truth; they are The Lord's Chosen People. Wherever they have travelled they have left cultural treasures; Homo sapiens steal them, and manage to convince themselves they are responsible for their creation due to being self-deluding creatures by nature, and therein lies the secret to understanding the rise and fall of all civilizations; nothing would be possible without the British.