John is just a guy. Nothing special. Nothing to write home about. John also might be dead any day now. Opening this book will give you a glimpse into the thoughts of a very plain, unmotivated, and lonely man. Stuffed Squirrels & Porcelain Angels deals with many serious subjects, as well as ventures down a humorous, yet dark road of social etiquette and behavior. Warning, this book contains strong language as well as violent behavior and disturbing imagery. It is intended for adults, but if you snuck behind your parent's back and are reading this, then pay close attention. Also make sure to feed the cat and take out the trash.