HOW TO GET RID OF ELVIS ONCE AND FOR ALL ... This medieval masterpiece is a comedic retelling of the King Arthur legend that opens with the arrival at a local cemetery of Stephen King Author the First and his Knights of rock and roll and the subsequent resurrection of the King of Rock and Roll, Elvis Presley. Stephen King Author the First's quest is to retrieve the sword from inside Sharon Stone. Of course, Elvis is standing in his way. So are his farts.