Some people have it easy. India is not one of those people. Born in 50s Greenwich Village and lost from a young age, she courageously immerses herself in the 60s, 70s and 80s. Here, she digs on many things: sex, acid, lesbians, Woodstock and the vapidity of L.A. But she can't quite dig herself. What she really wants is to marry Arnie, who proposed when they were twelve. Hilarity ensues as India immerses herself in various therapies, careers and men-while trying to get herself in emotional shape for Arnie. But then he gets married. Bereft, so does she. Here are snatches of India's trials, ups and downs, loves and losses. Perhaps one day she will find her most important love.