'It Isn't Murder If It Is Legal' "Welcome dear friend to the other Portland Where things are not often how we believe Where all manner of horrors can happen As the masters of men plot and deceive You have arrived now don't get departed There are dark cracks in the bleak city streets Ticking time bombs await the disheartened The devils of hell await self-defeats Enjoy your stay and be quick to take leave Cuz they say they'll chase us away one day And they just may, hey, I will even drive Better to just go than have to escape Cuz here's where malice becomes your lover Cuz here's where sorrow becomes your neighbor"