Are you kidding A book about Christmas, angels, demons, a Manhattan Coffee Place, a Sicilian college professor, stampeding Roman chariots, seven-foot-tall Persian Mercenaries on eight white Percheron Stallions guiding wealthy Persian teachers and astrologers to Bethlehem, Joseph, Mary, a mule named Samson and twenty square mile patches of night sky plastered with a video of Mary and Joseph traveling in a carpenter's wood hauler? Yeah, that's right.