Over 800 of the funniest quotes from some of the most serious people in the history of the world The Hagopian Institute, LLC has compiled the Quote Junkie series. The overall series includes over 8,000 quotes, focusing mostly on short quotes that can be used in everyday life as sources of wisdom and inspiration. This particular edition of the series includes hilarious quotes by some of the most serious men and women ever to live on this planet. Please enjoy this edition of the series, and share these quotes with your coworkers, friends, and family.