UNOFFICIALLY THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD…EVER! THE BOOK THAT N.S.A. SPIED ON FROM OUTER SPACE! EVEN THE POPE TRIED TO BAN IT! Not today, thank you. We have enough books. VATICAN SPOKESMAN Gritty yet heart warming, like hot salty porridge on a winter's day, Scathing in his criticism of the mess that society is in. It's not his fault-it's probably mine. THE NAZARENE. I liked the bit where the funny man slipped on a banana skin! DOSTOYEVSKY Maverick! Sutton takes one step forward, two steps back. POLKA DANCE JUDGE I don't quite know what to make of this book! ORIGAMI EXPERT Blockbuster! THE SWEET Off the wall. ART THIEF A bit rough around the edges, but that's the way I like it. TREE HUGGER It's a book, it's a comic, it's a bow-tie and it's a butterfl y! SALVADOR DALI What a hoot! More fun than the theatre! ABRAHAM LINCOLN His best book so far. The others were shit. "FRIEND" THE 'PLANKTON SOUP' SERIES… LITERATURES BEST KEPT SECRET!