Phatman and Picard are the result of two-parts boredom, one-part hot redhead, fifteen-parts social commentary, and three-fifths horrible hallucinations. Initially, I called this endeavor 'Fatheads Unite', but somehow Phatman and Picard appeared and demanded that everything be about them. As a result of this, I wrote the Phatman and Picard series. But, for any budding author, it might be interesting to peruse the characters and silliness that gave birth to Phatman and Picard. Herein are the stories and drawings that inspired Phatman and Picard.