One Million Flavours: Tales of the Most Mediocre Dates. Men who showed up when they should have shown themselves out. Online dating is the New World Order when it comes to meeting your future partner. We are so used to swiping right on a screen that we can do it in our sleep. But what happens when you go from the screen to meeting in real life? Can you really reverse engineer the whole dating process, meet someone, and then try to develop chemistry? These are the short stories of the most mediocre dates, from the guys that have shoplifted to the guys that simply never showed up, One Million Flavours is the tales of the most mediocre dates.