Imagine a lemonade stand that would rather run around instead of wait on customers. Or what if there was a ban on brothers, and sisters ruled the world? Exactly when does a crocodile become an alligator? If it started raining pie, would you run outside? And who, by the way, put that porcupine in that chair? Welcome to the wonderful, wacky world of My Lemonade Stand Can't Stand Me. Fifty poems guaranteed to elicit smiles, coax out chuckles, and get your guffaws going Amazon Best Selling author of "When Farts Had Colors" and rhyme schemer, Mark Lawton Thomas, has teamed up with master illusionist/illustrator, Jeehyun Hoke, to bring you a world of words you won't be able to forget.