What do you get if you cross a purple bearded pirate, a headmaster that still wears nappies, a misfiring electronic parrot called Percylove, the most bed-like spaceship in the universe and saber tooth bunnies that love reading? A fun, funny, fantastic, fantastical, futuristic yarn that will have you yelping, laughing and clapping all the way to the ends of the universe. Frightened? I closed my eyes as I wrote this one. - Dr Nick I was about to stroke the fluffy bunnies, until I realised they had saber teeth. - Grandpa Tub No way, we are in space! - twins Li and La in unison Seeing we have been captured by the dreaded Pirates of the Milky Way, does this mean I don't have to do my homework? - Curtis