THE COWS HAVE COME HOME TO BITE. In America newly-elected President Forbes is handed a terrible legacy from his predecessors. Across the Atlantic outbreaks of Foot and Mouth and Mad Cow diseases are taking a toll on England as public demonstrations grow violent. Prime Minister Cain refuses to resign over a reported military alliance with Russia that is jeopardizing Great Britain's relations with America. SOMETHING SINISTER IS AT WORK, BUT WHAT? Only a bumbling drunken Englishman and an American war hero can sort it out as they embark on wild and often hilarious investigations in England, Barbados and Hawaii.