Limericks for Every Occasion

If someone you know needs a smileOr haven't seen them for a whileLet limericks sayWhat you feel todayLaughs help you go that extra mile.

My limericks are mischievous'Bout jobs, New Year, man, beast or pussThey're Marmite, you seeYou hate them? Eat me They could turn you carnivorous."