Judge* Hoff, Jesus Loves You, but the Rest of Us Think You're an A**hole is Agatha Hoff's captivating account of her years as a San Francisco Court Commissioner. The book's title was taken from the graffiti left by a disgruntled litigant on the courthouse bathroom wall, much to the amusement of observers, including Agatha herself. From the recurrent parade of prostitutes she recognized on a first-name basis, to the out-of-towners trying to navigate a day in the city, Agatha captures it all with her keen eye for detail and wry sense of humor.