Warning to the reader of this book; this book is sexually explicit, and is not to be taken seriously, it is like adult jokes. Adult, sexual, hot, and funny. Henry Blanko, a thirty year old, is in search of what he calls, "My elusive unicorn," or his perfect woman. Not too hot, and not too cold, but just right. You will read about each and every unique woman Henry dates, hoping this one is his elusive unicorn. Henry is on a mission, what he calls a "second job." While Henry is on his mission, he seems to use sports analogies to describe certain dating situations. Will Henry succeed? Will Henry find his elusive unicorn?