What if magic was REAL? And Elves? And Witches, Wizards, Sorcerers, Sorceresses, and even Valkyries? What about sentient automobiles, smart computers, and Dwarven Vending Machines? In a richly detailed but subtly warped mirror of near-future Earth, Megan Middlesbury is trying to rebuild her shattered life, despite numerous acquaintances' visions of what Megan should become. Megan's ex-boyfriend has the worst idea of them all. This is the Beta edition.]