Hemophobula is an underdog vampire who can't get things right no matter how hard he tries....but he keeps on trying. Hemophobula is the opposite of everything a blood chugalugging vampire is supposed to be. He is a squirt, a pee-wee, a teeny weeny boy with bucktoothed fangs. He constantly trips over his extra-extra-small black cape and sounds like a stuttering chipmunk on helium when he speaks...a far cry from being scary and cool like his undead celebrity idol, Dracula. But, short legs, a squeaky voice and big teeth are the least of Hemophobula's problems. You see, Hemophobula had arisen from the dead with an odd phobia. The sight of blood and anything colored red causes him to faint. What bloodcurdling vampire does that? In order for his daydream of being like Dracula to become a reality, Hemophobula will have to pass all of Miss Fangloosa's classes at Suckaurblood Academy, with flying dark colors. No mistakes. No goof-ups. But, can he do it? So, begins the amusing story of Hemophoblua: The Wannabe Vampire. If you love comedy and vampires, you will love this book.