When Margery was three months old I wrote a letter to her mother: Dear Madam, -If you have a copy in Class D at 1/10d. net, I shall be glad to hear from you. I am, The Baby's Uncle. On Tuesday I got an answer by the morning post: Dear Sir, -In reply to yours: How dare you insult my child? She is in Class A1, priceless and bought in by the owner. Four months old (and two days) on Christmas Day. Fancy I am, The Baby's Mother