"Maybe, eventually, I'll get some idea of who I am. Where I am. What I am. That's bound to be a good thing." Hadleyville is a small east-Tennessee mountain town, and Heathcliff Vanlandingham is a country boy with a wealthy father, a mother who loved Bronte, and a wife who equates sex with wine tasting. Cliff has a keen sense of humor and an even disposition, but lately, his patience is wearing thin with his open marriage to the beautiful Catherine. Her sexual exploits are a little too frequent for his liking, and he's tired of trying to fix their relationship. Trying to understand how he landed in this situation, Cliff starts a blog to examine his past, present, and future. The Internet is a new and fascinating place, and he soon finds that it is influencing his outlook. His real world seems to have become as dramatic as the online one, and Cliff has a few choices to make, ones that could determine his future happiness .