Set on a Friday in May, 1903... Lord Dickie has a rather odd way of dressing for his early morning strolls around the Ginton Estate. Her Ladyship has a few secrets, and a member of staff is plotting to blackmail her. The Head Butler is the epitome of what a true English butler should be, but his love for her Ladyship goes unnoticed. The buxom maid is a bit too free with her services, whether it's with staff, trade or the postman... until she falls in love. The dog-ugly cook has unusual nighttime activities and her lumpy gravy is blinding, literally Will the blackmailer be successful? Will her Ladyship requite the butler's affections? Is anyone safe from the cook's lumpy gravy?