"61. There comes a point in every parent's life when there is the realization that he/she has unwittingly abandoned every task he/she was attempting to watch the "dramatic" end of the program his/her kid is watching." Nick Valentino is rapidly approaching 40 and has quite a bit that he needs to own up to. Each week, he writes four confessions on topics such as poop, pizza, kid's birthday parties, and the nuance of the social contract, though not necessarily in that order. This book is a collection of the first 100 confessions with some extras mixed in. It is perfect for the bathroom or the coffee table, but never in the kitchen. Never. You have been warned. Four Confessions on a Friday is inspired by the largely unpopular Facebook blog at www.facebook.com/FourCF.