Harold Pendergast is one important guy. He works 18-hour days as the legislative assistant to the biggest ego in the Great Commonwealth of Virginia: Lieutenant Governor Stratton Ellis. Some people collect stamps, Harold collects political victims. The number of victims each legislative session is generally equal to the number of holes the nervous Harold has plucked in his trousers. It all works out. Or did, until a group of citizens launches a website all about the nefarious machinations of Harold's egomaniacal boss. Harold's list of political victims swells alarmingly as he frantically tries to quash the uprising. But efforts to save Stratton Ellis spiral wildly out of control, and eventually Harold is forced to choose between becoming a snitch for the FBI and spending quality time in a prison cell - and really, how would that look on his resume?