Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at these funny chapters and illustrations. This is the New & Enhanced Version Of The Famous Fart Book: FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply cannot resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read and to look at, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book, your kids do not turn into little farting monsters overnight, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The Blue Hour In The Elevator is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the very first time in this new version. and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Each bottom burping story also comes with a hilarious illustration so that the fun becomes double fun with this hilarious dog farts book (each chapter includes: the hilarious English story in text format, and the illustration). Get my "Fart Book" right now and LOL together with your kids. See you inside!