The winner becomes king whereas the loser becomes the despised, the processes that lead to winning are of secondary importance. For as long as they end up as the winner, they can always gloss over their reputation by rewriting history after victory. Most successful dark secret practitioners either consciously or subconsciously follow a common pattern of thought. In a rather humorous manner, this book attempts to expose this pattern of thought to the ordinary people who are unaware of it. By writing this book I hope to improve the overall transparency of society, by exposing the dark secrets to success I hope to promote progress in human civilization.