Since the beginning of time mankind has born witness to the never-ending saga of sexual attraction and the infinite ways in which it is expressed. This attraction is no better seen than in the age-old story of "The Cat and the Canary," the first known recording of which was found chiselled in stone in the tomb of Panderer the First 041OE]. Now thanks to Professor Olivia Owl and her factual and revealing contemporary research on the subject, the readers of CHRONICLES OF SHADE: Case Study Number 1, can enjoy her incredible findings on this most intriguing of mysteries.