Peter Kane was famous, once upon a time. An award-winning author (with the certificates to prove it), and yet things aren't going so great. When an offer comes in to star in a new reality TV show, he finds it hard to refuse, and so finds himself in the line-up alongside a former Playboy Bunny, R2D2's stunt-double, a heavyweight boxer with the worst record on, erm, record, an eccentric fashion designer, a handsome reality-show star, and an Olympian swimmer. The goal? Survive Hell House - the location of a brutal triple murder-suicide decades earlier. The prize? 250000. Sometimes, a quarter of a million just isn't enough..."