The distant future: the year 2020. Brexit still hasn't meant brexit. The conservatives are still in power. Things are bad. For average Brits Ian, Ben, and Nate it's time to get away from it all with a holiday to a country where the leader is competent and the politics are civil. Just kidding: they go to America. What should be a relaxing tour of the east coast turns into a holiday from hell when they become embroiled in increasingly apocalyptic matters involving natural disaster, a CIA conspiracy, and a grumpy basset hound. Enjoy this chaotic adventure filled to the brim with British humour, questionable morals, and a barbaric willingness to do a political flip-flop and poke fun at anything that I think might help to sell my book.