Are you worried about the zombie apocalypse? Kept awake each night imagining you'll only manage a few before that thug at No. 9 gets you? Well, fret no more Clasp a copy of this book and get a better class of horrible death from one of Britain's best-loved historical legends Will you take the easy option and try shouting 'kiss this, Hardy' as you take a swing at Nelson? (Pros: no right arm to worry about; cons: buried next to Wellington.) Or will you be a man, woman or corpse to make your forebears proud and go for Edward I, 6ft 2in tall, a king so martial he directed his bones be carried into future battles so he could fight on after death? With full zombie-hunting details - including the locations of tombs, any wounds and weaknesses, height, weight and difficulty level - no apocalyptic history lover should leave home without it