Reader, this book contains stories involving love, life, loss, the supernatural, the scientifically impossible, emotional highs, emotional lows, a monkey, monsters, children, adults, death, creation, zombies, weird machines, weird people, weird adventures, weird planets, weird situations, strange happenings, unexplainable disappearances, explainable disappearances, raunchy jokes, tame jokes, raunchy and tame jokes, a radio, lunch meat, music, a party, a game where people lie, a shotgun, wrestling, a fictional town, a fictional school, a fairy tale, a blender, hiking, and at least one cuss word. Enjoy.