TheHope:
Torekindlenostalgicmemoriesofyesteryears
Toyouatthebeginningofyourromanticsexcapade,becautious
You,inarelationshipformorethaneighteenmonths,takewarning,yourtimeisnigh
Ihearyouoldtimers.Beenthere,donethat,andonlyifyoucouldtakebackyoursweet
Youknowwhatfromyouknowwho.Calloutthename(s),aloud,onlyinyourmind

TheLanguage:
Politeyetsuggestiveandprovocative.Rudeandsemi-lewd,withalotofdoubleword
meaningandeuphemisticsentences.Seriousyethumorous.Mainstreammixedwithdance
hall.StandardEnglishandlocalvernacular(glossaryincluded).

TheTarget:
Bubblyteens.Prudeyuppies.Matureadults.Twilightdogs.
Whateveryourcategory
IhopeYSHDANmakes,especially,foranaughtybedtimeread,againandagain.
Oncewillneverbeenough....