Dirty Egyptians are c*nts to work with at the best of times, but when you're only getting 1.87 for the privilege then things are less than ideal - especially when you're 17, 5ft 1, and look like Freddie Kruger on a bad hair day. Yet redemption can be found in the most unlikely of places - Hell, Cairo, even Budgens. Work Like an Egyptian is a love story that would bring a tear to a glass eye - you'd have to be a blind fool to ignore it."