Featuring essential quotes from Noel and Liam Gallagher – because no one delivers one-liners quite like the biggest mouths in Britpop.

Ahead of the hugely anticipated Oasis reunion tour in 2025, relive the funniest insights, insults, arguments and everything in between.

From snide asides by Noel…
“[Liam is] like a man with a fork in a world of soup.”
“I liked [my mum]... until she gave birth to Liam.”

… to positive affirmations and advice on maintaining a healthy lifestyle from Liam…
“I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, `What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.` And then I brighten up!”
“Rock stars exercising? I don’t think it’s right. You either got it or you ain’t.”

…Wise Words Oasis has it all!

A timeless gift for Oasis fans and lovers of witty one-liners, Wise Words Oasis captures the energy and humour of one of Britpop’s brightest duos. Whether you’re getting in the zone for the reunion tour or simply want a collection of Noel and Liam’s most memorable quotes, this book is for you.