In Why Are You Calling Me, comic mastermind Murray Sparks finds humour in turning the tables on telemarketers. From asking recruiters to help staff his exotic animal taxidermy business to convincing a cold-caller to help him invest in a deposed Nigerian king -- no telemarketer is spared from Murray's cheeky imagination. Each prank is comedy gold and sure to put a grin on your face. Caution: This book includes gnomes, mimes, voodoo, ugly children, telemarketers, toe thumbs, and more