Max Martin has no clue. But he's seen the movie. He knows what women want. Fired from his job as an outboard mechanic - for being obnoxious to women - the hardened and ill-equipped Max, discovers that there is money to be made in writing erotica books for women. He's never read one, isn't that great with the ladies, but he sets out to achieve his goal with hilarious results. The problem is - Max Martin really has no clue. But a serendipitous meeting with the polished and professional Katherine, may just open his eyes in ways he'd never expected. Warning: This book contains detailed sex scenes and swearing.