For seven long years Stan DuBonnet was in that parallel universe that was Fort Apathe: The Cronx before he managed to escape through a rip in the space-time continuum and get back to the real world and he is here to tell the normal people of his fantastic tales of the misshapen misfit misanthrope lords of misdelivery who put the While You Were Out card through your door While You Were In. It was a long sentence.