After stumbling across a disturbing video online revealing his girlfriend's shocking secret life, humor blogger Jason Tamayo found himself overwhelmed by the seemingly endless misery he's been put through by the opposite sex. So, what is there for a man to do after he realizes he can't maintain a genuine relationship to save his life? He writes a book about all of his failed and humiliating relationships of course! When it's Convenient is a series of humorous essays about meaningless sex, pathetically unhealthy relationships, and some hilariously unusual circumstances from the perspective of one of the Internet's boldest writers. Laugh-out-loud as the author takes you on his hedonistic journey that includes a short stint at a mental institution, a candid interview with a seasoned prostitute, and a slew of other bizarre situations that only he could find his way into … and out of!