"WHAT DO YOU DO IN THAT ROOM?" The poems in this book are by Anthony J. Lapallo, but Anthony J. Lapallo does not exist. Anthony J. Lapallo is a pseudonym for Anthony J. Lapallo who does not exist. This book exists because you are looking at it. You exist because you are looking at the book. The poems contained within will exist if you bring them to life. If you don't, don't blame the poet. He doesn't exist.