"Irreverent, whimsical verses humorously attributed to both familiar and not-so-familiar biblical characters--most of whom feel mistreated, abused, and sorely misunderstood." Here's a small offering: Just Desserts (Daniel 6 Daniel in lion's territory) Word on the street was an angel saved him The night he was thrown into our den That angel may well have had a whim But we had all been just recently fed