Think you know all there is to know about vampires? Then think again. Not all of them are bloodthirsty. And some of those that are may be too busy to collect it in the time-honoured way, ordering it instead on-line from Veinsbury's. Meet Viktor and his mother Evilina Vicious. This is no Twilight tale but the story of how Viktor turns his life around from being a lonely outsider to becoming the most popular young vampire in his school. But things really take off when he meets a human girl, Maggie, who feels as lonely as he did. Following Viktor and Maggie's adventures will confirm what every schoolchild knows: grown-ups with their silly secrets and stupid ideas are always WRONG but fortunately their children are smart enough to put matters RIGHT.