Surly Jones likes to keep things simple: play soccer, play video games, and hang out with his friends. Everything else? Total hassle! But in fifth grade... Hassles are everywhere! The self-appointed popular girl who wants to be more than just friends, but can't take a hint! Pumas are the dirtiest soccer team in the league, who taunt, play dirty, and always find a way to win! Getting called out by the wild child new girl with a chip on her shoulder and the attitude of a rattlesnake! Welcome to a school year of chaos, conflict, and injustice!